Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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