im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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