the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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