oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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