Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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