i permit you to call me
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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