Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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