Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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