My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Every concussion has its silver lining
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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