This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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