If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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