I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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