But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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