You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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