Dual....:-)
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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