so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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