I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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