i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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