she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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