i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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