They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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