did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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