whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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