i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
