You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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