How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
her facebook's as public as her vagina
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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