So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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