I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She told me I should be a condom model.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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