Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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