He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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