yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
do herpes really smell.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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