He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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