It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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