i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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