Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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