and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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