No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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