I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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