i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You need Xanax blowdarts
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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