another moral hangover. fuck.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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