I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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