Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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