I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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