hotel room ftw
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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