we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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