they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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