I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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