D3 body, D1 cock
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
