I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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