"it" just moved
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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