Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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