As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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