thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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