So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
