I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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