normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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