called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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