Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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