in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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